my uncle’s pussy

8 02 2006

so my uncle has moved to portugal to become a pilot, and whenever my grandparents go over to visit him, i’ve got to look after his old cat.

now, you have to understand, my uncle trained this cat to be a killer. years ago, when he got the thing as a kitten, he would get it to climb straight up his shower curtain, drag it down by the hind legs and make it climb again (he was a first year at the university in thunder bay; can you blame him?). at first, the cat could use all four limbs, but eventually my uncle would hold his hind legs and make the thing climb with just its front legs…then he’d pull down a little while it climbed….then alot….then he had to switch to using both of his hands to keep the cat down. also, sometime during the cats lifetime, it’s meow (is there a technical name for this?) would evolve to sound like a dying man’s last gurgle for life. of course, the temperment of this cat was awesome and it never turned into the killer my uncle planned it to be. but when i walk downstairs and see the fucking thing jump 6 feet straight up in the air onto a shelfm it freaks the shit out of me.

my uncle was a weird guy…

update:
ok, i was going to write more, but i have to TA tomorrow. i was considering going another day with under 4 hours sleep, but i think i’ll veto that idea. it’s really too bad for you guys because i think by tomorrow, you guys could have thrown pennies at my face and i would have been too out of it to flinch. but i leave you with this, courtesy of hugh

p.s. i will eventually get to the superfriends roster….eventually

update again:

it’s now 3am and guess who’s still awake (and needs to be up at 8am). well, come one! come all!! to Bols labe tomorrow and bring your pennies. extra points if you get them in my mouth. so, today (well, wednesday) i had a 4 hour meeting with my supervisor to discuss my recent decision to stop sleeping and do everything in the universe by monday. as mentioned before, i showed off my professional powerpoint…and he told me to put pictures of tetrahymena shooting missles at viruses. this is what i get for trying to be all smart n shit.

~M

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3 responses

11 02 2006
Malcolm

Even from beyond the grave hugh manages to hook us up with some funny videos…crazy japanese. But they still lost the war… not all the anime porn in the universe will change that.

Yes, let’s get that super friends roster up up and away. yes? yes? ok ok thank you, thank you.

11 02 2006
12 02 2006
Mad

more like go,go,crap commercial

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