i learned 2 interesting things today:
1. i’ve beaten exhaustion. that’s right, the average human may need 8 hours of sleep a day, but not me. i woke up this morning and was pretty sick, so i in lieu of breakfest i had water and some probiotics. it wasn’t the most delicious breakfest, but it certainly GROWS on you!! oh man, that was so good. anyways, so i continually drank water over the entire day and i feel like a million bucks. plus i get to take a million breaks to pee. the perfect ploy. the down side is that i’ve started coughing up some blood, but i’ve got plenty of that stuff to spare anyways, so it’s all good.
2. i’m a comedic genius.
ok, that didn’t come out right. i’m a comedic genius BUT only when nearing the brink of exhaustion. all day i’ve been blabbering like an idiot, and it’s some of the best stuff i’ve come up with in a long time. also, friends who i have been able to get to read this crap that i type, seem to enjoy it. i guess they could be lying. funny story. i believe it was grade 11 or so, when i, two buddies, and this other guy who noone really liked, were stuck working in the library for engineering or english or something. anyway, there was a pretty dorky-guy working on one of the computers, and we generally made fun of him on a regular basis. now, the one guy working with us turns over and notices he’s actually looking at gay porn in the library. of course, we all were shocked and pulled the collective “hey, so-n-so! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT GAY PORN IN THE LIBRARY, RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT?!”. worst part is noone beleived us cause they thought we were just picking on him for being a dork. incidently, i would later have auto class with dorker vondorkington, and one day while working on a car i accidently put a pair of pliers too close to the car battery, so when another guy came to get said pliers, there were shocks and sparks and crazy everywhere. quick-thinking me pulled the old “dorker?! why did you put those pliers on the battery leads!> are you nuts??”
ok, i take back the part where i said i was a comedic genius…
HOLY CRAP TWO UW COPS JUST WALKED INTO THE LAB AND SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!
sigh. i think i’m going to give up and go home to sleep.
man. both the things i learned today were fucking wrong. dammit!