if i were king or elected leader or fascist overlord, i’d bring back the geisha.
now, i’ve never done much research into what being one entails, and i never saw that memoires of a geisha movie, nor did i read the book. i did however imagine what a geisha’s daily routine would entitle. i imagine it’s very similar to the movie/book. only, less melodrama and more bukkake madness.
anyway, so you take a prostitute. now you get some of those old codgers that worked vaudville acts in the 20’s or 30’s or whenever the hell that stuff was big. and you teach ol’ Candy how to juggle and tell jokes. can you imagine that?!
” so, word from the white house sez that george bush will only have sex with his wife if he’s on top. when asked for a comment, mrs.bush stated that similar to how he runs the U.S., george is only capable of fucking up! HI-O!!”
cue blow job
shoot a ping-pong ball out of the vagina
and we’re done
could there be a more positive female role model!! (i mean, she shaves her ass. that commendable).