Mature Eyes Only

10 01 2007

a friend of mine recently recieved a very “God-y” message on his myspace (omg omg ) account, and i think his response was pretty spot on. therefore, here it is. reflect.

Original post by “they call me dirtyface”

>>This may make you stop and think… very true
>>Why do we sleep in church,
>>but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
>>Why is it so hard to talk about God,
>>but so easy to talk about sex?
>>Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
>>but find it easy to read Playboy?
>>Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
>>Yet we repost the nasty ones?
>>Why are churches getting smaller,
>>But bars and clubs are growing?
>>Think about it, are you going to repost this?
>>Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you’ll get laughed at?
>>Just remember God is always watching you.
>>The Lord said: “If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny >>you in front of my father”.
>>Repost this as “Mature Eyes Only.”
>>90% of you won’t repost

We slept in Church because all the hymns are lulling and the Priests, no offence to the hard working gents, are not only telling us things we hear sunday upon sunday but are delivering it to us in an outdated medium. No one has the attention span with technology spoiling us as it does.

It is hard to talk about God seriously to people because we are afraid of being judged. That’s human nature and I believe God understands that.

Playboy isn’t really that exciting either. It’s really gone downhill.

Myspace is “a place for friends”… and unless your friends are into Christianity, if you start talking God to them they might judge you. Now really, if you believe enough in God that he is the only thing that matters then you won’t care how others judge you because you know that the only judgement that matters is from God.

Clubs are more popular than Churches because among most people, fun is preferred over falling asleep for an hour.

Laugh all you want. I believe in God.
Also, I am not posting this because you Marty McFly’d me.
Saying “90% of you won’t repost” is like calling someone a chicken, and I’m Roman Catholic and that is based heavily on guilt, but God gets a bad rap from the guilt tripping. Most people aren’t down with the G O D because they’d rather not feel guilty for doing regular everyday people things.

Interestingly, i also recieved an email from a friend of mine from gradeschool after about 7 years of losing touch with them. they’re really down with God and Christianity. I’m not. that’s cool though, i can respect a need for religion in someone’s life, and preaching (either for or against) anything ain’t good in my opinion.

but man! fuckin’, mint chocolate ice cream is the most delicious thing created, ever!




3 responses

10 01 2007

Lolz ’tis a good post. I agree, mint chocolate ice-cream is kick arse.

11 01 2007

Keep it in your church God-boy!


11 01 2007

amen to those

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