so i think its about time that i increase my “eccentricity” up a notch. i’m about to start the PhD in the coming months with, arguably, one of the most interesting (read: nutty) profs in our biology department. so i really should put in an effort in to molding myself in his image.
and what better way than talking like a weirdo! or at least an english-man.
so far, i’ve decided the metro (for subway), petrol (instead of saying gasoline), and queue (instead of the word “line,” which, by the way, is a pretty retarded thing to call it. OF COURSE ITS A FUCKING LINE! lets get creative here!
so please submit any other off-kilter words that i can start using on a daily basis to sound odd (compared to the rest of the canadians, anyways).
before ending, i’d like to say:
To Horny,
what what, in my butt?
love Chromeo
!M
pat-leave 
pouch for bag, a minger for ugly gurls, traffic warden for parking police, football for soccer (that one’ll be a hoot)
“football for soccer”
thats NORMAL!!! that isn’t quirky.
and ir’s futball
ir’s futball? IR’S FUTBALL!!
what is that?????
**to be continued**
Well at least you don’t have to put up with Americans.
They say “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
“Soda” (for pop)
“Restroom” (for bathroom)
i remember when i was in the states, i kept asking where the bathroom was. everyone thought i was retarded or something.
they also have no idea what a “serviette” is, and i’ve always wondered about “toque”