kick this to an 11 !

6 03 2007

so i think its about time that i increase my “eccentricity” up a notch. i’m about to start the PhD in the coming months with, arguably, one of the most interesting (read: nutty) profs in our biology department. so i really should put in an effort in to molding myself in his image.

and what better way than talking like a weirdo! or at least an english-man.

so far, i’ve decided the metro (for subway), petrol (instead of saying gasoline), and queue (instead of the word “line,” which, by the way, is a pretty retarded thing to call it. OF COURSE ITS A FUCKING LINE! lets get creative here!

so please submit any other off-kilter words that i can start using on a daily basis to sound odd (compared to the rest of the canadians, anyways).

before ending, i’d like to say:

To Horny,

what what, in my butt?

love Chromeo





5 responses

7 03 2007

pouch for bag, a minger for ugly gurls, traffic warden for parking police, football for soccer (that one’ll be a hoot)

7 03 2007

“football for soccer”

thats NORMAL!!! that isn’t quirky.

and ir’s futball

7 03 2007

ir’s futball? IR’S FUTBALL!!

what is that?????

**to be continued**

9 03 2007

Well at least you don’t have to put up with Americans.

They say “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
“Soda” (for pop)
“Restroom” (for bathroom)

9 03 2007

i remember when i was in the states, i kept asking where the bathroom was. everyone thought i was retarded or something.

they also have no idea what a “serviette” is, and i’ve always wondered about “toque”

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